Monday, October 29, 2007

Michael Jackson Fathers Nani


The foundations of music and sport were shaken today, when it emerged that popular Portuguese footballer Nani is the son of popular American singer, Michael Jackson.

Jackson has now confirmed that Nani (aka Luís Carlos Almeida da Cunha), is the child he had formerly disowned in his 1983 hit song, Billy Jean. In a statement today, Jackson said "Billy Jean was my lover, and the kid is my son. And she wasn't like a beauty queen from a movie scene, I made that up, she was a five dollar doxy." Jackson claims he intends to rerecord the song, to reflect this new admission. "I need to put things right," he said.

Nani, of Manchester United fame, has refused to comment thus far, but sources close to the greasy winger (thought to be his teammates John O'Shea and Carlos Tevez) say he is "chuffed" and "can't wait to meet his creepy new dad".

Michael Jackson had a spell with OSC Nice between his Thriller and Bad albums, the latter of which is thought to be about his short time as a professional footballer. His old manager, Jean Sérafin, said "Michael was a really bad midfielder."

Despite ignoring Nani since his birth, Jackson did actually pick the boy's name. "Billy Jean just called me and asked me to pick a name - I didn't want to talk to her, so I just said to call it Nanny so she would leave me alone. I like nannies," said Jackson.

Jackson's other son, Blanket, is thought to be a keen sportschild, and Michael hopes that meeting his big brother might help Blanket overcome his fear of reality. "I can't wait for Nani to meet Blanket - maybe playing with Nani will give him the confidence to take of his veil the next time he plays soccer."

Jackson is expected to attend United's game against Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium next weekend. It is understood that each time Nani does a somersault Earth Song will be played over the PA system.

68 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Is this not real?
You had my hopes up of a real MJ offspring.

Anonymous said...

BS!

Adeoyin Adeniyi said...

It might be real

Anonymous said...

"Wonder shal never end."

Pascal tochukwu said...

"Wonder shal never end."

Anonymous said...

Dis is d bigest lie hav seen in my life time I can't still believ its

feco j said...

if is true let us know very well b/c am not sure?.

Ediri said...

Am speechless. Can this be a superstory. As for me it is difficult to believe this superstory.

Ayomide bello said...

Ah am speechless wonda shall neva end mj father of nani i still cn believ oh

Anonymous said...

It hard to believe dis story,let nani come out wit his part of story and the mother billing jean.

Anonymous said...

It is real

Nwekejohn said...

From nwekejohn:Is true cause nani realy look like micheal j.am not sup.

Olaiya damilola. said...

This is mysterious.

Anonymous said...

Wow...ends shall neva wonders...dis must be true....Nani fathers ,djkalito2..

Anonymous said...

Wow...ends shall neva wonders...dis must be true....Nani fathers ,djkalito2..

Okoji, Biafran Igbo said...

I am very much amazed at that story. In-as-much-as I am in doubt, it could be true; because there is nothing impossible.

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Kay buga said...

It can be real but am not sure pls let nani testifies to it

Anonymous said...

Yes nani looks a lil lyk MJ,then take a second look @ valecia of man united.who looks more lyk MJ.if MJ give donations 2 d̶̲̥̅̊ poor n charity,Y will he abadone his child bcos his mother is a five

Anonymous said...

Bcos d̶̲̥̅̊ childs mother is a five dollar doxy,after singin heal the world?.not gud 4 MJ 4 real

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as 4 me o' i dont believe in lamba limbo lambo.if it is 2r ue let nany speak 4 himself.dis is sobo story my life is lavensala

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Anonymous said...

Why didn't he come out and say it him self when he was alive Medicine after Death

Anonymous said...

4q u guys, i can't blv dis.

Anonymous said...

4q dis superstory...i can't bliv dis..am out..

Anonymous said...

i think this is not really people

steven anayo said...

may they are just trying to convinced us

Younglover said...

This is a lie i dont belive it

Anonymous said...

This is a damn lie... Even if its true, it doesnt change a thing

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Anonymous said...

What is truth is truth nd lie is lie, no need to beat around the bush only God nd Nani mother knows the truth

Anonymous said...

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Romero said...

Nice story, but it's not true. If it was true, everybody would've known the truth by now...

Anonymous said...

Is true because nani realy looks like mj

infinity@swagg city said...

he claims 2 be a musican bt he fucked hz wife n out of d
fuckin d argumenting fuckin boi waz born.

Anonymous said...

This cant be real or true, then wat hapens to mr genandez? Michael jackson! Its too obvious.....waiting for a DNA test

Chinonso@cool ace said...

I comment earlier as anonymous but i cant be hidin jxt lyk mj. Cant still bliv DNA test bound. Billy jean nani

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Anonymous said...

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