The foundations of music and sport were shaken today, when it emerged that popular Portuguese footballer Nani is the son of popular American singer, Michael Jackson.
Jackson has now confirmed that Nani (aka Luís Carlos Almeida da Cunha), is the child he had formerly disowned in his 1983 hit song, Billy Jean. In a statement today, Jackson said "Billy Jean was my lover, and the kid is my son. And she wasn't like a beauty queen from a movie scene, I made that up, she was a five dollar doxy." Jackson claims he intends to rerecord the song, to reflect this new admission. "I need to put things right," he said.
Nani, of Manchester United fame, has refused to comment thus far, but sources close to the greasy winger (thought to be his teammates John O'Shea and Carlos Tevez) say he is "chuffed" and "can't wait to meet his creepy new dad".
Michael Jackson had a spell with OSC Nice between his Thriller and Bad albums, the latter of which is thought to be about his short time as a professional footballer. His old manager, Jean Sérafin, said "Michael was a really bad midfielder."
Despite ignoring Nani since his birth, Jackson did actually pick the boy's name. "Billy Jean just called me and asked me to pick a name - I didn't want to talk to her, so I just said to call it Nanny so she would leave me alone. I like nannies," said Jackson.
Jackson's other son, Blanket, is thought to be a keen sportschild, and Michael hopes that meeting his big brother might help Blanket overcome his fear of reality. "I can't wait for Nani to meet Blanket - maybe playing with Nani will give him the confidence to take of his veil the next time he plays soccer."
Jackson is expected to attend United's game against Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium next weekend. It is understood that each time Nani does a somersault Earth Song will be played over the PA system.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Michael Jackson Fathers Nani
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probably the best in blogging ive read so far
Is this not real?
You had my hopes up of a real MJ offspring.
BS!
It might be real
"Wonder shal never end."
"Wonder shal never end."
Dis is d bigest lie hav seen in my life time I can't still believ its
if is true let us know very well b/c am not sure?.
Am speechless. Can this be a superstory. As for me it is difficult to believe this superstory.
Ah am speechless wonda shall neva end mj father of nani i still cn believ oh
It hard to believe dis story,let nani come out wit his part of story and the mother billing jean.
It is real
From nwekejohn:Is true cause nani realy look like micheal j.am not sup.
This is mysterious.
Wow...ends shall neva wonders...dis must be true....Nani fathers ,djkalito2..
Wow...ends shall neva wonders...dis must be true....Nani fathers ,djkalito2..
I am very much amazed at that story. In-as-much-as I am in doubt, it could be true; because there is nothing impossible.
It can be real but am not sure pls let nani testifies to it
Yes nani looks a lil lyk MJ,then take a second look @ valecia of man united.who looks more lyk MJ.if MJ give donations 2 d̶̲̥̅̊ poor n charity,Y will he abadone his child bcos his mother is a five
Bcos d̶̲̥̅̊ childs mother is a five dollar doxy,after singin heal the world?.not gud 4 MJ 4 real
as 4 me o' i dont believe in lamba limbo lambo.if it is 2r ue let nany speak 4 himself.dis is sobo story my life is lavensala
as 4 me o' i dont believe in lamba limbo lambo.if it is 2r ue let nany speak 4 himself.dis is sobo story my life is lavensala
as 4 me o' i dont believe in lamba limbo lambo.if it is 2r ue let nany speak 4 himself.dis is sobo story my life is lavensala
Why didn't he come out and say it him self when he was alive Medicine after Death
4q u guys, i can't blv dis.
4q dis superstory...i can't bliv dis..am out..
i think this is not really people
may they are just trying to convinced us
This is a lie i dont belive it
This is a damn lie... Even if its true, it doesnt change a thing
It is supersition,let dem show us their blood group
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What is truth is truth nd lie is lie, no need to beat around the bush only God nd Nani mother knows the truth
Hello. And Bye. Thank you very much.
Hello. And Bye. Thank you very much.
Nice story, but it's not true. If it was true, everybody would've known the truth by now...
Is true because nani realy looks like mj
he claims 2 be a musican bt he fucked hz wife n out of d
fuckin d argumenting fuckin boi waz born.
This cant be real or true, then wat hapens to mr genandez? Michael jackson! Its too obvious.....waiting for a DNA test
I comment earlier as anonymous but i cant be hidin jxt lyk mj. Cant still bliv DNA test bound. Billy jean nani
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Yes Nani is the Michael Jackson's son! is very identic!
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If dis story is true then why is it not in Nani's profile ? Can't still believe it .
great lie .let him nani come and tell us him self then i will believe it
It is true becus i had the song billy jean
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Pure trash lies, the whole thing is a lie i cant believe pple in 2007 could write this. Funny to read
God purnish una they with Mani and Michael jackson
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